The best "wtf?" lyrics from my old notepads
Like plenty of songwriters around the world, I spent many years of my life scribbling the contents of my brain into little notepads before I deemed any of my work fit for public consumption. I thought you might like to see some of the weird and "wtf?" lyrics I wrote when I was a teenager so you can feel better about your own "wtf?"s and have a laugh at the stupidity.
I heard "Disturbia" by Rihanna and made up my own word. It didn't work.
The ozone will be frozone.
I basically got a thesaurus out and wrote a song about it.
WHO'S MRS DEAN?! This is a bigger mystery than Beyonce's Becky saga!
It was okay until that line. I think we all know the one.